The Stool

Do you remember this stool from such stories as My Name Is Chair?

Of course you do.

Of course you do!

Do you remember how it had only one job to do, which was to lean against the wall of the beloved Coffee Project NY?

Never hire a stool to do a chair's job!

#eastvillage #stools #coffeeprojectny

My Name Is Chair

I was walking past the beloved Coffee Project NY the other day, on East 5th Street, when I saw this stool leaning against the wall:

Leaning against the wall.

Not only was it leaning against the wall, like a person(!), but there was a sign on it:

My name is Chair.

How funny — a stool named Chair!

I bet the bench is named Sonny.

#eastvillage #coffeeprojectny #5thstreet #signs #stools

Too Cool For Stool

Like so many other East Villagers, I took advantage of my day off from work this past Presidents Day to go shopping!

Returning home down East 7th Street, I saw this stool with a Post-It on it:

Post-It on it, innit?

Naturally, I took a closer look:

Closer look.

I think the owner (who was nowhere to be seen) wanted someone to take the stool, but when no one did, added the $60 price tag to provoke a passerby into doing it.

"$60 for this thing? No way! I'm taking this!"

Calling their apartment a "unit" was just for good measure!

#eastvillage #7thstreet #postit #stools