My Name Is Chair

I was walking past the beloved Coffee Project NY the other day, on East 5th Street, when I saw this stool leaning against the wall:

Leaning against the wall.

Not only was it leaning against the wall, like a person(!), but there was a sign on it:

My name is Chair.

How funny — a stool named Chair!

I bet the bench is named Sonny.

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