Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Out Food Side Not Allowed

I was walking up Avenue A the other day — on Halloween, to be precise! — when I noticed a bright-yellowish sign on the door of the beloved Mamani Pizza, between East 9th and 10th Streets:

Bright yellowish sign.

Here is a close-up:

Close-up.

What's that?! It's sideways!

Here it is, rotated 90º:

Rotated 90º.

Out food side not allowed… in the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #10thstreet #9thstreet #avenuea #mamanipizza #signs

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Anthony the Painter

I was walking along Avenue A the other day, when I passed by this collection of signs affixed to a traffic-light control box, at the corner of East 9th Street:

Don't stop… believing!

If you need any painting done, don't give up, call Anthony — no job is too small!

Does anyone say "mug" any more… in the East Village Today?!

#eastvillage #9thstreet #avenuea #mugayuppie #signs #trafficlightcontrolbox

Avenue C Abides

High on the list of every East Villager's list of favorite movies is The Big Lebowski. One line from that movie is repeated throughout: "The Dude abides"!

In much the same way, Avenue C abides!

Everyone already knows how much cooler Avenue C is than Avenue A. As if further proof was necessary, here are pictures of the Halloween festivities at La Plaza Cultural, a community garden at East 9th Street:

Halloween festivities entrance.

Mr. Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!

A spooky scary skeleton!

Rat Race Maze.

Ectoplasm Testing tent.

Yes, rather than set themselves up for being tricked, Avenue C'ers go all out to celebrate Halloween… in the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #9thstreet #avenuec #communitygardens #halloween #laplazacultural

Avenue A vs. Avenue C

On average, the East Village is very cool. Very cool!

But an average express the central or typical value in a set of data — degrees of coolness, in this case — and is calculated by dividing the sum of the values in the set by their number. In layman's terms it means some places in the East Village are cooler than others!

While taking pictures of the young'uns trick-or-treating along the mid-Avenue A corridor, I discovered that range of lesser-coolness! It is with no joy that I must report this to you.

The un-beloved Black Rose:

No candy.

The un-beloved Empellón al Pastor:

Sorry no candy.

The un-beloved Doc Holiday"s:

No candy. No under 21 entry.

(If someone tricked Doc Holiday's, would anyone notice?!)

Luster Photo & Digital Lab was dangerously close to being un-beloved — when I passed by, a young'un came out saying "Another fortune cookie!"

Trick or treat for fortune cookies!

To their credit, the beloved Ray's Candy Store not only did not decorate their front (thereby maintaining an already-scary appearance!), but delivered candy to the young'uns:

Young'uns outside of Ray's Candy Shop.

On Avenue C, however, restaurant and bar owners dressed up and went outside to greet the revellers!

The beloved Zum Schneider:


The beloved Marcha Cocina:


The beloved Summit Bar:


Yes, Avenue C is cooler than Avenue A, within the spectrum of extreme coolness that is… the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #avenuea #docholidays #empellonalpastor #halloween #lusterphotodigital #marchacocina #rayscandystore #signs #summitbar #theblackrose #zumschneider

Spooky Skarry

The average person walking down St. Mark's Place on Halloween Eve might not have understood the reference being made on this placard outside of the beloved East Village Social, on St. Mark's Place:

What does it mean?

The average East Villager, on the other hand, knows his/her memes:



Staying current… in the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #eastvillagesocial #stmarksplace #memes

The Work Continues

After the recent placement of the perimeter fence in front of Orchard Alley Community Garden, East 4th Streeters knew it wouldn't be long before the new fence itself would be in place!

Shortly after sunrise this morning [November 2], the crew were parking their trucks, collecting their picks and shovels, and off-loading their end-loaders! Then, once safely behind the perimeter fence, the work commenced!

After digging a furrow, the workers picked and shovelled:

Picking and shovelling.

You can see the bricks where the building that used to be here stood:

Bricks of a building.

If you were thinking that it must be hard work to dig such a trench, with all these bricks in the way, you're right — but this trough wasn't dug by hand!

Gaze upon this:



#eastvillage #4thstreet #communitygardens #constructionsites #endloaders #orchardalley #picks #shovels

Monday, November 2, 2015

Taqueria

Ask any East Villager what their favorite taqueria is, and with no hesitation they'll tell you the beloved Taqueria St. Marks Pl, on St. Mark's Place!

Here is a picture of the outside, complete with Halloween decorations:

Taqueria with Halloween decorations.

Chains! Red lights! Floating babies! Los Angeles Dodgers insignia!

Everything you need to guarantee a scary Halloween night… in the East Village Today! (A couple days ago).

#eastvillage #halloween #stmarksplace #taqueria

Airing Out the Books

I was walking across St. Mark's Place last week, when I came upon this scene, outside the formerly-beloved Simone Martini Bar on First Avenue:

Airing out the books.

You can see by the foot on the right side of the picture that activity was taking place inside. Well, you can't see that, but you can infer it!

My psychic-detective powers tell me that something new is opening at this location — something that will use old books as part of the decor!

Fresh-smelling old books… in the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #books #firstavenue #stmarksplace #psychicdetective

Vegetable Humor

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

East Villagers love vegetable humor!

For the record, this was taken on Avenue B the day of the 25th Annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade! And here's a little-known fact: Vizslas love carrots!

One way or another, everything connects to the Dog Parade… in the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #abandonedfood #avenueb #carrots

Special Request

Something East Villagers might not know is that East Village Today takes requests — when feasible!

One request I had was for a picture of St. Mark's Place's beloved VD Pizza's dungeon-stairs-cellar-door in the half-open position:

St. Mark's Place's beloved VD Pizza's
dungeon-stairs-cellar-door in the half-open position.

It's M.C. Escher… in the East Village Today!

#eastvillage #cellardoors #mcescher #stmarksplace #vdpizza