Go-Getting Ass-Kicking Babes

Are you a stylish, go-getting babe? Do you like to kick ass?

If so, the beloved meg, on East 9th Street, is looking for you!

Looking for you.

The East Village is full of stylish, go-getting, ass-kicking babes, so don't delay!

That's probably one such babe in the picture, texting her friend!

"Do you think I'm stylish?"

It's probably against the law to discriminate against non-babes, but the East Village is full of scofflaws!

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Scofflaws

East Villagers are notorious scofflaws!

Here is an example of scofflawing, across the street from the beloved Vazac's, on East 7th Street at Avenue B:

Scofflaw.

As if that were not evidence enough, here is more:

Unpicked-up dog poop.

What if there were a fire at Vazac's? The fire department would arrive and have to go around the illegally-parked SUV to get to the fire hydrant, not see the dog poop, and slip on it!

It sounds funny, but it's not.

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