Exile Gym

East Villagers are all exiles from somewhere, some place where their idiosyncrasies just didn't fit in with the syncrasies of the rest of the people of their town.

Understanding this, someone has seen fit to open a gym to exploit that lack of belonging!

Behold, the beloved Exile Gym, on First Avenue:

The gym for professional exiles.

No need to feel isolated any longer, exiled East Villagers — soon you will be crunching those abs just like John Cena!

East Villagers love John Cena!

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