Saturday, September 2, 2017

Bad Riot Gates

I was walking across East 6th Street, about eight days ago, when I saw this decrepit riot gate, half-way raised:

Decrepit riot gate.

Always make sure your riot gates are in good condition. What if, heaven forbid, there's another riot?! When the insurance company investigator comes, he'll notice that the riot gate was defective, and disallow your claim for property loss!

This has been a public service announcement from the National Association of Riot Gate Manufacturers, and the insurance industry.

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